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    Zombie Icon Zombie Jokes

    It is getting to be that time of year. I did not know where to put this thread, so I put it under my name "Art"

    What do vegan zombies eat?
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    Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssssssssss

    So, I like "corny jokes"

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    at first i thought jokes in the art section?...but yea...i totally laughed my ass off at that...

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    I did not carve this, but I love it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur LaMarche View Post
    It is getting to be that time of year. I did not know where to put this thread, so I put it under my name "Art"

    What do vegan zombies eat?
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    Grrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnssssssssss

    So, I like "corny jokes"
    BOOOOOO!!!!! hiss, two thumbs way way down. but i still laughed.

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    Sheesh, tough crowd 8 ).

    Switching genre what light beer do werewolves hate the most...


    Coors Light.



    The silver bullet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arthur LaMarche View Post
    Sheesh, tough crowd 8 ).

    Switching genre what light beer do werewolves hate the most...


    Coors Light.



    The silver bullet
    also boo

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    I approve of Arthur's cheesy humor....

    What's an important trait every brain hungry zombie should have?




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    haha this thread rocks
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    10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom.

    "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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